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Laura said...: Like it, I actually think this works!; 12:14 AM

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iamanaccountant.com does not promise to solve your life's problems. But we can show you how we are learning to live without number crunching "one day at a time", how to stay from that "first number". It won't be easy, it won't be quick but there is a better life out there, a life without numbers, and it's a life we can all have.

There are no obligations, no intrusive questions and your privacy and anonymity will always be respected. But have a look around, check out some of the stories and discussions going on and if you feel comfortable, share your own story. It might just be your first step to a new life!

1. Do you lose time from friends or family due to crunching numbers for hours on end?
2. Is crunching numbers making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you crunch numbers because you are shy with other people?
4. Do you crave Excel at a definite time each day?
5. Does crunching numbers cause you to have difficulty sleeping?
6. Do you crunch numbers alone?
7. Have you ever tried to stop crunching numbers for a week or so, but only lasted a couple of days?
8. Do you tell yourself you could stop crunching numbers at any time?
9. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not crunch numbers?
10. Do you envy people who do not need to crunch numbers to be happy?

If you answered yes to any of the above, you are an accountant and you require immediate assistance. Please start sharing stories at once, before it's too late.